Lie Detector Box
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:20 pm
O.K.... I've told this joke afew times in game,( while I was winning ), And was told I should post it in the forums. I guess this is as good a place as any. Let me know if it needs to be somewhere else... anyway.. Here it is. Mom and Son sit down for dinner and Dad comes in with a small box and sits down. Son asks "what's the box for Dad? I heard you in the basement all morning sawing and hammering." dad says "it's a Lie Detector Box". Son asks "does it work?" "I believe it will" says Dad. "And what have you been doing all morning, Son?" Dad asks.. Son says "I been in my room doing.... Homework.. yeah, Homework .. all morning." Box starts to shake....top opens up... hand comes out ..slaps boy across the face...Son says "alright, you got me. I been in my room looking at porn all morning." Dad gets mad and says " Porn??!! when I was your age, we didn't even know what porn was!!".. Box starts to shake....top opens up... hand comes out.. slaps Dad across the face... Mom busts out laughing and says "well, he certainly is your son..."...Box starts to shake....top opens up... hand comes out....
Yep, have read that one on the RSA when you told it. Good to see it here also.